…because I’m eating some super-yummy Blue Bell Dutch Chocolate ice cream. It makes an awesome treat for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Or dessert. (Forget what your parents told you, kids - you can eat ice cream whenever you want. Your Uncle Maskull said it’s O.K.) But like all good things, if you do it wrong you will suffer - so don’t eat it too fast or you get The Brain Freeze.

And besides eating the ice cream, I’ve been researching cool monster music. And what have I found? A record that I got for my eighth birthday! Yeah! It’s Monster Mash!!!

What kind of parent would buy this for their kid? I dunno. My cousin got it for me.

So what did my parents buy me? Ummm…it was way cooler…it was this:

It was so hard to choose the best KISS album however, based on the superb covers. And among fans, the debate rages on as to which album had the best cover art. (My vote? Destroyer.)